Bio-inspired transistor synapses use solid electrolytes to achieve low-power operation and rich synaptic behaviors via ion diffusion and trapping. While these neuromorphic devices hold great promise, they still suffer from challenges such as high leakage currents and power consumption, electrolysis risk, and irreversible conductance changes due to long-range ion migrations and permanent ion trapping. In addition, their response to light is generally limited because of "exciton-polaron quenching", which restricts their potential in in-sensor neuromorphic visions. To address these issues, we propose replacing solid electrolytes with polyzwitterions, where the cation and anion are covalently concatenated via a flexible alkyl chain, thus preventing long-range ion migrations while inducing good photoresponses to the transistors via interfacial charge trapping. Our detailed studies reveal that polyzwitterion-based transistors exhibit optoelectronic synaptic behavior with ultralow-power consumption (~250 aJ per spike) and enable high-performance in-sensor reservoir computing, achieving 95.56% accuracy in perceiving the trajectory of moving basketballs.