The systems of noble gases are particularly instructive for molecular modeling due to the elemental nature of their interactions. They do not normally form bonds nor possess a (permanent) dipole moment, and the only forces determining their bonding/clustering stems from van der Waals forces─dispersion and Pauli repulsion, which can be modeled by empirical potential functions. Combination rules, that is, formulas to derive parameters for pair potentials of heterodimers from parameters of corresponding homodimers, have been studied at length for the Lennard-Jones 12-6 potentials but not in great detail for other, more accurate, potentials. In this work, we examine the usefulness of nine empirical potentials in their ability to reproduce quantum mechanical (QM) benchmark dissociation curves of noble gas dimers (He, Ne, Ar, Kr, and Xe homo- and heterodimers), and we systematically study the efficacy of different permutations of combination relations for each parameter of the potentials. Our QM benchmark comprises dissociation curves computed by several different coupled cluster implementations as well as symmetry-adapted perturbation theory. The two-parameter Lennard-Jones potentials were decisively outperformed by more elaborate potentials that sport a 25-30 times lower root-mean-square error (RMSE) when fitted to QM dissociation curves. Very good fits to the QM dissociation curves can be achieved with relatively inexpensive four- or even three-parameter potentials, for instance, the damped 14-7 potential (Halgren, J. Am. Chem. Soc. 1992, 114, 7827-7843), a four-parameter Buckingham potential (Werhahn et al., Chem. Phys. Lett. 2015, 619, 133-138), or the three-parameter Morse potential (Morse, Phys. Rev. 1929, 34, 57-64). Potentials for heterodimers that are generated from combination rules have an RMSE that is up to 20 times higher than potentials that are directly fitted to the QM dissociation curves. This means that the RMSE, in particular, for light atoms, is comparable in magnitude to the well-depth of the potential. Based on a systematic permutation of combination rules, we present one or more combination rules for each potential tested that yield a relatively low RMSE. Two new combination rules are introduced that perform well, one for the van der Waals radius σij as and one for the well-depth ϵij as . The QM data and the fitted potentials were evaluated in the gas phase against experimental second virial coefficients for homo- and heterodimers, the latter of which allowed evaluation of the combination rules. The fitted models were used to perform condensed phase molecular dynamics simulations to verify the melting points, liquid densities at the melting point, and the enthalpies of vaporization produced by the models for pure substances. Subtle differences in the benchmark potentials, in particular, the well-depth, due to the level of theory used were found here to have a profound effect on the macroscopic properties of noble gases: second virial coefficients or the bulk properties in simulations. By explicitly including three-body dispersion in molecular simulations employing the best pair potential, we were able to obtain accurate melting points as well as satisfactory densities and enthalpies of vaporization.