In mammalian cells, growth factor-induced intracellular signaling and protein synthesis play a critical role in cellular physiology and homeostasis. In the brain's glymphatic system (GS), the water-conducting activity of aquaporin-4 (AQPN-4) membrane channels (expressed in polarized fashion on astrocyte end-feet) mediates the clearance of wastes through the convective transport of fluid and solutes through the perivascular space. The glycoprotein erythropoietin (EPO) has been shown to induce the astrocyte expression of AQPN-4 via signaling through the EPO receptor and the JAK/STAT signaling pathway. Here, we self-assemble EPO in a multivalent fashion onto the surface of semiconductor quantum dots (QDs) (driven by polyhistidine-based self-assembly) to drive the interaction of the bioconjugates with EPOR on human astrocytes (HA). This results in a 2-fold augmentation of JAK/STAT signaling activity and a 1.8-fold enhancement in the expression of AQPN-4 in cultured primary HA compared to free EPO. This translates into a 2-fold increase in the water transport rate in HA cells as measured by the calcein AM water transport assay. Importantly, EPO-QD-induced augmented AQPN-4 expression does not elicit any deleterious effect on the astrocyte viability. We discuss our results in the context of the implications of EPO-nanoparticle (NP) bioconjugates for use as research tools to understand the GS and their potential as therapeutics for the modulation of GS function. More generally, our results illustrate the utility of NP bioconjugates for the controlled modulation of growth factor-induced intracellular signaling.