Alkyne [2 + 2 + 2] cyclotrimerization is a strategically attractive but tactically challenging approach to the synthesis of highly substituted benzene rings. Here, a bimolecular regioselective cyclotrimerization is applied to the total synthesis of the natural product coprinol and several related alcyopterosins from the illudalane family of sesquiterpenes. The synthesis of coprinol from dimedone was completed in six steps and a 57% overall yield. Alternative functional group manipulations lead to alcyopterosins A, B, and O and two additional congeners, all within six steps.