Here we report the design of a superfast bioorthogonal ligation reactant pair comprising a sterically shielded, sulfonated tetrazole and bicyclo[6.1.0]non-4-yn-9-ylmethanol (BCN). The design involves placing a pair of water-soluble N-sulfonylpyrrole substituents at the C-phenyl ring of diphenyltetrazoles to favor the photoinduced cycloaddition reaction over the competing nucleophilic additions. First-principles computations provide vital insights into the origin of the tetrazole-BCN cycloaddition's superior kinetics compared to the tetrazole-spirohexene cycloaddition. The tetrazole-BCN cycloaddition also enabled rapid bioorthogonal labeling of glucagon receptors on live cells in as little as 15 s.