Despite major advancements in the fabrication of low-surface-energy surfaces, the environmental consequences of their fabrication can be a serious issue, particularly in an industrial context. This is especially the case for fluorine-based coatings, which often require fluorinated solvents for their processing and applications. These solvents are not only detrimental to the ozone layer but also represent a potential workplace hazard because they tend to bioaccumulate. We describe the design, synthesis, and characterization of a new fluorinated-polymer coating that can be simply applied to surfaces from an aqueous environment using a dip-coating technique. This was made possible by copolymerizing three different methacrylate monomers, each serving a specific function. Namely, fluorinated methacrylate providing oleo/hydrophobicity, photocleavable polyethylene glycol (PEG) methacrylate promoting water solubility of the copolymer, and thioether-based methacrylate serving as an anchoring unit to a number of different substrates. This copolymer is initially grafted to the surface as a monolayer from an aqueous solvent, after which the system is treated with ultraviolet (UV) light, cleaving away the protecting PEG moieties to yield an oleo/hydrophobic surface.