Patchy colloidal nanoparticles are important for a broad range of applications, especially as building blocks for complex and functional structural materials, but the controllable generation of chemical patches on as-synthesized nanoparticles remains a challenge. This article describes a robust strategy for the scalable synthesis of high-quality patchy nanoparticles in high yield and solid content. A simple thermal treatment of a mixture of gold nanoparticles and thiol-terminated block-random copolymers in selected solvents produced a variety of patchy nanoparticles with a controlled morphology and number of polymeric patches (e.g., beanlike patch, one patch, two patches, three patches, multiple patches, and open-configuration patch). We show in experiments and simulations that the dynamic detachment/attachment of copolymers and the exchange of copolymers between the nanoparticle surface and free micelles in the solution-which are dictated by the architecture of copolymers-govern the formation of polymeric patches. This work not only offers an effective approach to patchy nanoparticles but also provides new insights into the phase behaviors of copolymers on nanoscale surfaces.