Redox imbalance and oxidative stress-related biomarkers are raising increasing consensus in the scientific community for their significant role in a wide range of human disorders. In this framework, the total antioxidant capacity (TAC), namely, the overall pattern of both enzymatic and nonenzymatic antioxidant compounds within the body, represents an important bioanalytical parameter. To date, however, antioxidant assays require costly instrumentations, laboratory setups, and reagents, and they are invasive. Yet, their accuracy typically suffers from strong sensitivity to interfering matrices and inability to detect the complete pattern of physiological antioxidant molecules, due to the use of reaction schemes and probes/substrates that are not sensitive to the diverse range of relevant target species. Here, we exploit the enzyme-mimetic properties of platinum nanoparticles combined with hydroxyl radical probes produced at the particle surface to develop an effective detection scheme that is sensitive to both single electron transfer (SET) and hydrogen atom transfer (HAT) reactions, thus covering all the physiologically relevant antioxidant species. Importantly, the nanozyme-enabled method allows fast (5 min), accurate, and noninvasive evaluation of the body TAC through saliva via simple naked-eye or smartphone-based inspection.