We point out that, in the irreducible natural supersymmetric spectrum, top squarks have comparable branching fractions to chargino-bottom and neutralino-top final states in the vast bulk of parameter space, provided only that both decay modes are kinematically accessible. The total top squark pair branching fractions into tt + MET (MET=missing transverse energy) can therefore be reduced to O(50%), whereas bb + X branching fractions are typically much smaller, O(10%), thus limiting the reach of traditional top squark searches. We propose a new top squark search targeting the asymmetric final state t[over˜]t[over˜]* → t(χ)(0)b(χ)(-) +H.c., which can restore sensitivity to natural top squarks in the 7 and 8 TeV LHC runs. In addition, we present a new variable, topness, which efficiently suppresses the dominant top backgrounds to semileptonic top partner searches. We demonstrate the utility of topness in both our asymmetric search channel and traditional t[over˜]t[over ˜](*) →tt[over¯]+MET searches and show that it matches or outperforms existing variables.