The wicking phenomenon, including wicking and hemiwicking, has attracted increasing attention for its critical importance to a wide range of engineering applications, such as thermal management, water harvesting, fuel cells, microfluidics, and biosciences. There exists a more urgent demand for anisotropic wicking behaviors since an increasing number of advanced applications are significantly complex. For example, special-shaped vapor chambers and heating atomizers in some electronic cigarettes need liquid replenishing with various velocities in different directions. Here, we report two-dimensional anisotropic hemiwicking behaviors with elliptical shapes on laser structured prismatic microgrooves. The prismatic microgrooves were fabricated via one-step femtosecond laser direct writing, and the anisotropic hemiwicking behaviors were observed when utilizing glycerol, glycol, and water as the test liquid. Specifically, the ratios of horizontal wicking distance in directions along short and long axes were tan 0°, tan 15°, tan 30°, and tan 45° for samples with cross-angles of 0°, 30°, 60°, and 90°, respectively. The vertical water wicking front displayed corresponding angles under the guidance of laser structured prismatic microgrooves. Theoretical analysis shows that the wicking distance is mainly dependent on the cross-angle θ and surface roughness, in which the wicking distance is proportional to cos(θ/2). Driven by the capillary pressure forming in the narrow microgrooves, the liquid initially filled the valleys of microgrooves and then surrounded and covered the prismatic ridges with laser-induced nanoparticles. The abundant nanoparticles increased the surface roughness, leading to the enhancement of wicking performance, which was further evidenced by the larger wicking speed of the sample with more nanoparticles. The mechanism of anisotropic hemiwicking behaviors revealed in this work paves the way for wicking control, and the proposed prismatic microgrooved surfaces with two-dimensional anisotropic hemiwicking performance and superhydrophilicity could serve in a broad range of applications, especially for the advanced thermal management with specific heat load configurations.