Ultrahigh molecular weight (UHMW) poly(ethylene oxide) (PEO) is a synthetic hydrophilic polymer with wide dispersity which shows considerable promise as a hemostatic agent in the treatment of gastrointestinal bleeding. Currently there is no analytical method for the determination of highly disperse UHMW PEO in biological samples that would allow its characterization in vivo and support its clinical development. Although liquid chromatography-tandem mass spectrometry (LC-MS/MS) is a powerful bioanalytical tool, it faces major challenges when applied to UHMW PEO. In this work, we report a novel bioanalytical method for the determination of UHMW PEO involving microsolid phase extraction (μ-SPE), chromatography on a PLRP-S 1000 Å reversed phase column and detection by positive ion Q-Q-TOF MS using the MSALL technique. In this mode, dissociation of all precursor ions in Q2 generated a series of product ions at m/z 89.0715, 133.0854, 177.1047, and 221.1475 of which the product ion at m/z 133.0854 was common to all precursor ions and enabled quantitation of all polymers in UHMW PEO. The method was successfully applied to the determination of UHMW PEO polymers in rat plasma, urine, and feces after oral administration of 1700 kDa PEO. The results show that UHMW PEO is not absorbed into the blood and is largely eliminated unchanged in feces over 48 h. We maintain the method is sufficiently robust to be used in routine bioanalysis of polymers with UHMW and wide dispersity.