Is Santa Claus an evening owl?

Chronobiol Int. 2019 Apr;36(4):445-448. doi: 10.1080/07420528.2018.1553886. Epub 2018 Dec 21.

Abstract

Case studies have a long tradition in biomedical research. Here, I will analyze an important person from a chronobiological aspect, Santa Claus. Although it might be dangerous for researchers to publish analyses about Santa Claus, because, given the possibility that he may be unsatisfied with my analysis, this could lead to an embargo of parcels for my whole family. Nevertheless, some intrepid researches already diagnosed Santa Claus, ending up in some important research results. A search in Web of Science revealed only N = 224 publications about Santa Claus, which is really low. The question, I am addressing here is, whether Santa Claus is an "evening owl" or a night chronotype. In this report, I summarize the facts known about Santa Claus on the one side and about evening chronotypes on the other and sum up these results in a "vote counting" manner as pros and cons. The results are summarized in Table 1. In total, there is 12 times support for the hypothesis, 2 times against and 1 equivocal (Table 1). This result is significant (binomial test, p = 0.013). Therefore, the conclusion is "Santa Claus is an evening type".

Keywords: Morningness; Santa Claus; owl; personality.

MeSH terms

  • Adult
  • Age Factors
  • Biological Clocks*
  • Chronobiology Phenomena / physiology*
  • Circadian Rhythm / physiology*
  • Folklore
  • Humans
  • Male
  • Sleep