Ants and humans coexist closely and for the most part happily. We consider ants to be harmless, small beings--we have no problem picking them out of our tea cups or sugar jars, throwing them away and continuing to consume the food. This paper is an eye-opener that these ants are not as harmless as they may seem. In particular, our relationship with those present in bacteria-rich environments (e.g. a microbiological lab) need to be reconsidered. From an analytical point of view we have applied the physical preconcentration coupled ZnO NPs assisted MALDI-MS (PP-MALDI-MS) as a novel and sensitive technique for detecting bacteria on the surface of a species of ant present in our laboratory. The preconcentration methods consist of simple techniques comprising of vortex combined with centrifugation or ultrasonication resulting in increasing sample concentration up to the MALDI-MS detection limit. ZnO NPs were used to further enhance the bacterial signals for culture free rapid analysis using MALDI-MS. The importance of a vortex-combined centrifugation approach, using a large number of samples (large number of ants) and decreasing the suspension volume and addition of sample to ZnO NPs (3.5g L(-1)) were found to be crucial prerequisites for increasing MALDI-MS detection of bacteria on ants. We were able to identify the pathogenic clinically important Staphylococcus aureus on the surface of the ants. The bacterial identification was validated using ClinPro 2.1.