Functionalized polymer nanoparticles are used as binders for inorganic materials in everyday technologies such as paper and coatings. However, the functionalization can give rise to two opposing effects: It can promote adhesion via specific interactions to the substrate, but a high degree of functionalization can also hamper spreading on substrates. Here, we studied the spreading kinetics of individual functionalized vinyl acetate-co-ethylene polymer nanoparticles on inorganic substrates by atomic force microscopy (AFM) imaging. We found that the kinetics underwent a transition from a fast initial regime to a slower regime. The transition was independent of functionalization of the particles but depended on the wettability of the substrate. Furthermore, the transition from the fast regime to the slow regime occurred at a size-dependent contact angle, leading to a h ∼ a(3/2) scaling dependence between the height (h) and the width (a) of the spreading particles. Thereafter, spreading continued on a slower time scale. In the slow regime, the kinetics was blocked by a high degree of functionalization. We interpret the observations in terms of a nanoscale stick-slip transition occurring at interface stress around 6 kPa. We develop models that describe the scaling relations between the particle height and width on different substrates.